This is where I post cool stuffTumblr (3.0; @phej)http://phej.tumblr.com/<a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0911/gotham.girls.roller.derby/content.1.html">Sports Illustrated photos of GGRD</a>: <p>I was expecting derby action shots, not a ‘fashion’ spread. Still, it’s cool that derby is getting MSM attention, even if it is ‘Hey look! Girls!’</p> <p><a href="http://nomcakes.tumblr.com/post/257134279/sports-illustrated-photos-of-ggrd">nomcakes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://misfittoys.tumblr.com/post/257095378/sports-illustrated-photos-of-ggrd">misfittoys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://snarkeymcgee.tumblr.com/">snarkeymcgee</a>)</p> <p>Fantastic Spread!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/257423151http://phej.tumblr.com/post/257423151Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:42:05 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnddsuHck1qz96sho1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>The captions are so dead on, it’s funny - you have to click the pic to see it in all its glory.</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/256885073http://phej.tumblr.com/post/256885073Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:52:43 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mKKKgua7wQk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mKKKgua7wQk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“Sarah Palin: Why they love her”. This is how I imagine Ohio and the rest of middle America.</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/254585492http://phej.tumblr.com/post/254585492Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:54:55 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7355948&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7355948&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7355948&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Gilbert Jay Arenas vs. Agent Zero. Very funny, reminds of Lil’ Penny.</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/248823410http://phej.tumblr.com/post/248823410Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:41:43 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/pUhT2RZnFjjsv71nBhUqTKABo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://thephenthouse.tumblr.com/">thephenthouse</a>)</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/75888281http://phej.tumblr.com/post/75888281Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:41:42 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tYBN1n5jFj8zzy9r2LDWMFjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/73671672/im-sorry-everybody-this-is-a-big-break-from">bonerparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m sorry everybody - this is a big break from bookish brunettes - but jessica simpson in mom jeans? dude i’m so there.</p> <p>she should be a poster girl from the Eat A Cheesburger Foundation because i like a girl with some meat on her. and this? this is like, pinnacle. oh man. this is like a human Six Flags. i’m not sure i want to ride first.</p> <p>oh you wouldn’t? oh you’re “too good”? sorry dude i’ll get back to posting Ms Sadness McPoutface tomorrow. obviously you don’t know how to live and are still hung up on the fact “Vice sucked once Gavin left” or some shit. jesus, son. get out there. take her to Waffle House and buy her a milkshake on that first date. no-one gives a shit about your fucking loft and what kind of onitsuka tigers you’re wearing. <i>nobody.</i></p> <p>plus: one day you’ll be 75 and unable to get a boner. and you’ll see a girl like this walk by and you’ll go “man, i wish i’d done as many of those kinds of girls as possible”. this LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE LIVED. don’t get hung up on the Wokano waitress just because she has bangs and glasses.</p> <p>gotta catch ‘em all, bro. its like Pokemon.</p> <p>(photo via someone on <a href="http://snuh.tumblr.com/post/73663000#disqus_thread">snuh</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>LOL - for some weird reason, I like this. A lot.</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/73780832http://phej.tumblr.com/post/73780832Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:44:34 -0500““Hush little Cardinals, don’t say a thing, Ben’s gonna score Steelers’ sixth Bowl ring.””<br/><br/> - <em>Felix Sockwell, Felix Sockwell Inc., Maplewood, N.J.</em>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/73771072http://phej.tumblr.com/post/73771072Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:04:13 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/BYyWCJRDnj629w0fhxw73Bbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://markn.tumblr.com/post/73122564/imkevin-if-you-put-gummi-bears-in-water-for-a-day">markn</a>:<a href="http://wtfispantone.com/post/73121241/if-you-put-gummi-bears-in-water-for-a-day-or-so">imkevin</a>:</p> <blockquote>If you put gummi bears in water for a day or so this is what happens.</blockquote> <p><br/>I bet vodka or tequila would also work pretty well. I’m totally doing this.</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/73548716http://phej.tumblr.com/post/73548716Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:28:53 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/gPyonoMbAj2kwt8bhiVKgQJwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I like the countdown to 2012 and the “has been president for…” counter.</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/72588764http://phej.tumblr.com/post/72588764Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:55:19 -0500obama<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/gPyonoMbAj2k2av7MjjoaBpDo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Obamasploitation Mints</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/72583809http://phej.tumblr.com/post/72583809Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:31:00 -0500iphonemintsobamasploitationobama<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/zk2Z35IWTizrxedfjZenZZ1ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/72097686/put-the-camera-down-and-enjoy-a-moment-for-once">soupsoup</a>:</p> <blockquote>Put the camera down and enjoy a moment for once.</blockquote> <p>“This ‘everybody is a journalist now’ bullshit is out of control.” I concur.</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/72186462http://phej.tumblr.com/post/72186462Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:15:00 -0500“You never have to fight cookie dough.”<br/><br/> - <em>Martha Stewart - <a target="_blank" href="http://www.marthastewart.com/recipe/ideal-sugar-cookies"><a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/recipe/ideal-sugar-cookies">http://www.marthastewart.com/recipe/ideal-sugar-cookies</a></a></em>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/71937775http://phej.tumblr.com/post/71937775Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:45:27 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/gPyonoMbAiyn34e5eP5KG5fYo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From The National Mall - 01.20.09</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/71901654http://phej.tumblr.com/post/71901654Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:45:08 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/gPyonoMbAiyjd6mio89zMLQio1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Valid XHTML indeed.</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/71880239http://phej.tumblr.com/post/71880239Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:00:59 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/gPyonoMbAixjjh61UBtvkyl7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We’re going to be right to the west of the reflecting pool. Who else is going?</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/71696405http://phej.tumblr.com/post/71696405Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:18:05 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/zI7QXVH7Wistbv0uwsdIM280o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><blockquote> <a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/70973609/via-spiegelman">soupsoup</a>: <a href="http://spiegelman.tumblr.com/">spiegelman</a>: <a href="http://dears.tumblr.com/post/70975301/torture">dears</a> </blockquote></p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/70977650http://phej.tumblr.com/post/70977650Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:19:44 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/NopmWgt6wirg4biaUopkS9cbo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://amyyy.tumblr.com/post/70745389">amyyy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh man.</p> <p><a href="http://www.alleyinsider.com/2009/1/us-airways-crash-rescue-picture-citizen-jouralism-twitter-at-work">U.S. Airways Crash Rescue Picture: Citizen Jouralism, Twitter At Work</a> (via <a href="http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/70744867/u-s-airways-crash-rescue-picture-citizen">lunchfood</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m really glad my aunt and uncle weren’t on this flight.</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/70750610http://phej.tumblr.com/post/70750610Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:24:34 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2809991&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2809991&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2809991&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) has made me laugh more than anything I’ve seen recently. Brilliant video editing</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/70709844http://phej.tumblr.com/post/70709844Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:38:52 -0500star warsvideo<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/gPyonoMbAipz1uuiIxbR5CLjo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A good apple crisp is hard to come by but this one looks delicious. I will probably need to try this out - and soon!</p>http://phej.tumblr.com/post/70499837http://phej.tumblr.com/post/70499837Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:10:09 -0500apple,crisp,recipe2005 - George W. Bush: 35°F Mostly cloudy with some sunny breaks.<br /> 2001 - George W. Bush: 36°F A cool dreary day, with rain and fog - visibility 2 miles.<br /> <br /> 1997 - William Jefferson Clinton: 34°F It was partly sunny with a high overcast. <br /> 1993 - William Jefferson Clinton: 40°F It was sunny and pleasant.<br /> <br /> 1989 - George Bush: 51°F It was mostly cloudy, mild and breezy.<br /> <br /> 1985 - Ronald Reagan: 7°F It was sunny, but bitter cold.<br /> 1981 - Ronald Reagan: 55°F It was mostly cloudy and mild.http://phej.tumblr.com/post/70221182http://phej.tumblr.com/post/70221182Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:25:18 -0500