Sports Illustrated photos of GGRD -
I was expecting derby action shots, not a ‘fashion’ spread. Still, it’s cool that derby is getting MSM attention, even if it is ‘Hey look! Girls!’
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Fantastic Spread!
The captions are so dead on, it’s funny - you have to click the pic to see it in all its glory.
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i’m sorry everybody - this is a big break from bookish brunettes - but jessica simpson in mom jeans? dude i’m so there.
she should be a poster girl from the Eat A Cheesburger Foundation because i like a girl with some meat on her. and this? this is like, pinnacle. oh man. this is like a human Six Flags. i’m not sure i want to ride first.
oh you wouldn’t? oh you’re “too good”? sorry dude i’ll get back to posting Ms Sadness McPoutface tomorrow. obviously you don’t know how to live and are still hung up on the fact “Vice sucked once Gavin left” or some shit. jesus, son. get out there. take her to Waffle House and buy her a milkshake on that first date. no-one gives a shit about your fucking loft and what kind of onitsuka tigers you’re wearing. nobody.
plus: one day you’ll be 75 and unable to get a boner. and you’ll see a girl like this walk by and you’ll go “man, i wish i’d done as many of those kinds of girls as possible”. this LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE LIVED. don’t get hung up on the Wokano waitress just because she has bangs and glasses.
gotta catch ‘em all, bro. its like Pokemon.
(photo via someone on snuh)
LOL - for some weird reason, I like this. A lot.
“Hush little Cardinals, don’t say a thing, Ben’s gonna score Steelers’ sixth Bowl ring.” — Felix Sockwell, Felix Sockwell Inc., Maplewood, N.J.
If you put gummi bears in water for a day or so this is what happens.
I bet vodka or tequila would also work pretty well. I’m totally doing this.
I like the countdown to 2012 and the “has been president for…” counter.
Obamasploitation Mints